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Big words of western tour (大话西游)
Chapter 1

Site:The wedding

Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

牛:Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha …….

妖:Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

牛:Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛:Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

    Come here! This is my brother.

(牛深情地转向紫霞)

牛:Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

妖:I object!

牛:What?

妖:Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至:What’s this? Really?

妖:This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

(剑从至的怀中落下)

妖:Magic Sword?

牛:Let me do this!

(紫跑出,拾剑)

紫:It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖:King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

牛:Aaa……

(牛惊慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……



Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

(至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来)

至:Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽剑,指向至。两人定格,至走出来,独白)

至:At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫:I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至:You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

(紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑)

紫:What can you tell your wife?

至:I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ……

紫:I help you!

至:No, it’s dangerous!

紫:You don’t want to?

至:I do! But ……

紫:I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

(猪喊)

至:Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.

(依依不舍)

Aside: The night ……



Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

猪和沙:Master, master

(两人同时悄声说)

猪:We come to save you.

沙:We come to bring you out.

唐:I won’t go.

猪和沙:Stay here? Why?

唐:There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no d

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